Monday, May 16, 2011

Ladies Seriously Offenders!!

Hello ladies and gentlemen. I trust that you kept it classy this past weekend. I was so good, I stayed home on Saturday night...true sign of me passing that 40th BDAY mark, right? Hey, my hair and face got a break with no flat iron and no makeup all weekend. Hot, right?

So thanks to all who have been sharing photos of ladies seriously offenders out there...look out ladies, you never know when you will become a ladies seriously don't...

Here is our first offender...

WOW...I am not sure she could have picked uglier shoes and then to pair it with black footie socks. What was this lady thinking? OK, rule of thumb, if your shoes appear to serve and orthopedic purpose, don't wear them, time to donate. And then don't EVER wear black footie socks, unless you are going to aerobics and are wearing black aerobic shoes.

OK, here is our second offender...

OK, apparently, the 80s have called and they would like their cutout flashdance top back. Sadly, the southern girl and I were at the Sugarland concert a few weeks ago and saw another woman wearing a similar outfit (and trust me she could have used several Jazzercise classes). This girl is cute, but the top, not so much. Ladies seriously, certain fashion trends go out for a reason, let's leave them there.

Fortunately, I did not find any other offenders of recent. And fortunately, I have not had any classlessness or rudeness ensue over the past week or weekend. So thanks ladies and gentlemen perhaps America is listening to little ol' me!

My love life continues to be fabulous! Yes, you read it right, after all of these years, my patience has finally paid off and HT continues to amazing, wonderful and awesome. He was FAB with my friends a couple of weeks ago when we did our Derby De Mayo pub crawl. Hats off (literally) to the cute little Jayhawk in her amazing Derby hat and outfit. We did have one participant in the pub crawl, who did not manage her alcohol intake and fell asleep at the bar and was a bit crazy but other than that, all was good. Wish me luck, HT gets to meet my crazy alcoholic family next week...YIKES!


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